Gesù Cristo Nintendaro

bad_hunter

Metroid Hunter
LA CONSOLE WAR È FINITA!!!!!

Gesù ha scelto la via per tutti noi giocatori; pcisti, boxari e sonari siete avvisati, convertitevi o sarete marchiati come infedeli.


Ecco il sacro nes dove Gesù ha fatto la sua apparizione:

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Fonte:JESUS APPEARS ON MIRACLE NINTENDO, SAYS MARYLAND WOMAN
 

Bahamut Zero

Dreamcaster
♪ ♫ I need you in my life, Jesus. I can't live without you, Jesus.
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus.♪ ♫

♫ ♪ Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door.
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the lights. ♪ ♫

♫ ♪ I want'a get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want'a feel his salvation all over my face.
The body of Christ, sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned.
The body of Christ, Oh, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own.
You're one time, two times, three times my Savior...
Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross I can't help but think that he looks kind'a hot... ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
 

Gamesource Staff

Well-Known Member
♪ ♫ I need you in my life, Jesus. I can't live without you, Jesus.
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus.♪ ♫

♫ ♪ Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door.
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the lights. ♪ ♫

♫ ♪ I want'a get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want'a feel his salvation all over my face.
The body of Christ, sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned.
The body of Christ, Oh, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own.
You're one time, two times, three times my Savior...
Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross I can't help but think that he looks kind'a hot... ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

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