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Omega Xtreme

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Noka88 ha detto:
La magipistolera è simpaticissima però nel sondaggio non c'è, avete notato che i vestiti di Paine in tutte le looksfere sono quelli più brutti? Chissà come mai...
M associo...I vestiti d Paine nn sn al livello d qll d Yuna..
 

Daxxy

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Noka88 ha detto:
La magipistolera è simpaticissima però nel sondaggio non c'è, avete notato che i vestiti di Paine in tutte le looksfere sono quelli più brutti? Chissà come mai...
il motivo è semplice: al contrario di yuna e rikku, paine non bada al suo aspetto..lei non è frivola come quelle 2 :D :> :D
 

Agilufo

- Shalafi -
Porto alla ribalta questo sondaggio opportunamente modificato.
Adesso le looksfere ci sono tutte.
A voi l'imbarazzo della scelta!
 

Rejectdial

U sir R a n00b >:-(
direttamente da UnCyclopedia:

Dresspheres

A very clever way of Final Fantasy X-2 enticing more players, (specifically middle-aged men and teenage boys) was to introduce Dresspheres. Dresspheres a clever way to pick your favourite costume (most of a slutty variety) and place it on the female sluts *cough* characters, sorry. These dresspheres usually have magical abilities, such as infecting the enemy with AIDS from dirty needles, or turning the game from a 12+ to an 18+. A particular favourite of the people is to have Yuna and Rikku (censored) while Paine films it. The tape (or DVD in the American version of the game) is sent to the enemy. A side effect is that you earn no reward from defeating the enemy, as Yuna and Rikku take 50% each.

  • Warrior: The least slutty of the dresspheres, but somehow still slutty, it's a wonder how those guys at Square Enix were able to take an ass-kicking samurai paladin and turn it into one of their lewd fantasy fetish-puppets. Skills include kicking the crap out of any bastard who looks up their chain mail with a five-foot sword.
  • Black Mage: Sticking to the general rule that Halloween is a chance to let girls dress like whores (what with their "I'm a witch!" "But you look like a stripper" , "No, but I'm a witch!" ) the Black mage dressphere utilizes the magic of extremely short skirts to lure male foes to a dirty STD-enraged hole of fire and brimstone.
  • Gunner: By far the most dangerous dressphere, I mean who would give a gun to some random whore? You wouldn't want Paris Hilton walking around with an AK-47 strapped to her back (or would you?). Skills, or lack of, include: "Misfire", "Backfire", "Perspire", "Sorry-Didn't-Know-It-was-Loaded" "Like Where's The Other Half of my Skirt?" and "How do you aim this thing?"
  • White Mage: Completely white costume designed to show through when wet, the White Mage Dressphere is a popular choice when fighting at sea. Seeing as the white mage has incredibly low defense and is constantly needing healing, it is quite a paradox, as you only need healing magic on white mages themselves.
  • Thief: The most useful dressphere in the whole game since it is designed for running away, throwing hard-earned money at enemies, and stealing countless items in bulk so as to horde them to be of no further use.
  • Songstress: What the hell is a "songstress"? These Japanese f*****s are out of their minds; it's called a "singer". Anyways, this dressphere specializes in over 43 different dance styles, all of them unique except that they all look the same, play to the same music, and have the same effect, which is distracting the enemy with saucy, enticing moves until the Warrior can kick some ass.
  • Samurai: A dressphere that does absolutely nothing. Nothing...It tries to cause damage with an over-sized sword but is nowhere near the skill of the Warrior or Black Knight. Then when it tries to do magic, all it can congure is a couple of measely fireworks, which again, serve only to distract the enemy until the Warrior can kick some ass. Other skills include: "Passiveness", "Nothing", "Dead Weight", "Super-Kawaii-Engrish-All-Your-Bases-Belong-To-Us-A-Go-Go-Samarai", and "Nothing."
  • Black Knight: Like a Warrior on steroids converted to Satanism, the Black Knight fights by summoning the forces of Darkness (with a capital "D") to rain bloody hell on them bitches! Sometimes the Black Knight will even cut herself to cause 50 points of damage, or kill her teammates to inflict Poison on an enemy, making her the most versatile and self-threatening Dressphere in the game.
  • Trainer: A secret dressphere specialized in having sex with wild animals. Skills include: "Spank the Monkey", "Feline-Fellatio", and "Grizzlies Gone Wilder".
  • Lady Luck: Infinitely the most slutty dressphere of any game, this costume covers less than 8 square inches of the wearer's body and causes instant explosion of all male genitalia within a three-mile radius. Also has the ability to play a crappy wannabe slot-game that damages all party members half to death when misused.
  • Gun Mage: Like a Gunner high on Mana or Magick, or whatever you Runescaping Final Fantasy junkies say. The Gun Mage is supposed to be able to specialize in killing different enemies like a trained assassin, but instead is only able to use Scan, revealing the most intimate secrets of foes. Did you know that Lord Ochu has a crush on Queen Coeurl, but he and Jumbo Flan broke up?
  • Alchemist: A dressphere that forces the wearer to watch way too much Food Network, therefore making them want to mix and combine items in an attempt to produce something useful. Never works out though, as the end result is always some grouchy-ass homunculus that won't shut up about how you need to get off the couch and stop watching the Food Network. If not that, then it's a useless pile of Philosopher's Stones or some of that Panacea shit.
  • Berserker: Somehow still a slutty costume despite the fact that it's supposed to portray a wild animal, but I guess some people like that sort of thing. Anyways, the Berserker's main skill is casting berserk on itself, which is stupid because you usually try to avoid Berserk, but I guess some people like that, too. Other skills include: "Cat-scratch Fever", "Wear-Slut attack!", "Disco Fever", and "Jungle Fever."
  • Squall: Thats right, the gay boy is back for me, him and Seifer will team up in battle with there spunk attack!
  • Mascot: A super-duper-impossibly-secret Dressphere only obtainable by beating the game with out any crack, a task that has only been accomplished by two people in the history of gaming, Ultra Jesus and a guy named Greg. Can do everything the other Dresspheres can, and better, at that. The only drawback is that it is by far the stupidest-looking costume EVER. And it gets really hot in there.
  • Sephiroth: Turns the wearer into a ambiguosly gay, open shirted, silver haired antagonist. Special powers include: Cookie baking, weaving, knitting, and shopping for the perfect shoes.
  • Kuja: Turns the wearer into an outrageously camp, transvestite, silver haired antagonist. Exactly the same as Sephiroth, only without the kick-ass sword and forces your character to wear a dress.
Each character also has a Special dressphere designed only for them. But just like Aeons in the first game, the player usually forgets about them until the last battle.

Special dresspheres

There is only one good thing about these, that they are extremely über. Against any normal monster these extremely big things works like crack, great. Too great to be honest, the poor things don't stand a chance. Every sngle battle you will get the urge to use the sphere again and again and again until all battles in the games are spoiled.

  • Machina Maw - Rikku's disgustingly large dildo with legs. This machine has the ability to vibrate so intensively so the poor fiends die because of the erotic thought of having that thing up their asses. Other abilities like Scud-missile Vibrator Playmate also come in handy. The rumor that she stole Terra's Magitek Armor from FFVI and pimped it out has been proven true.
  • Flower Power - Yuna's dressphere, which is basically a huge lesbian vagina flower, capable of shooting an array of nose-wrenchingly potent nectarines & assorted daffodils. Quite effective against sexually insecure men.
  • Stab-o-tron - Paine's dressphere in which she puts on a giant mecha suit made entirely out of swords, which has swords floating around it and sword wings, with sword legs. This proves that Paine is the only Emo chick that wants to cut yourself.
Le mie preferite sono Squall, Sephirot, Kuja e Flower Power :D
 

-^Axel^-

I'm So Flattered!!!
cavaliere nero!!...la più potente è mascotte,nn ce n'è,ma deinos e atroh sono troppo belle come mosse!!
 

Demyx

Notturno Melodico
la mia preferita è cavaliere nero!!! ma mi piace anche soubrette per il semplice fatto che è la piu sexy delle trasformazioni!!!
 

Saix

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La mia preferita è Mascote, sembra stupidissima e invece è la più forte! Una bella idea originale...cmq anke il cavaliere nero è fighissima!!
 

vivi

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Demyx ha detto:
la mia preferita è cavaliere nero!!! ma mi piace anche soubrette per il semplice fatto che è la piu sexy delle trasformazioni!!!
non è affatto vero!!!
io ho votato dea fortuna (di yuna) solo xke yuna è una topa cn quel vestito!
niente male berserker(di rikku)
Ma la + potente è sicuramente mascotte!
 
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